Darling - "Can You Please Procreate in One Day" !

Is it Ignorance or Innocence or 'Just' a criminal case by asking - Can you please "Just" complete a job of 40 days in 2 days? If its ignorance, get knowledge; if its innocence , grow up. Have heard it many times we JUST need this or that  not more than that.

But these technology retarded honchos need to know a seed takes time to grow to sprout and then to a plant, the plant which grows flowers-fruits.

A particular seed will always take specified time to grow, it wont grow faster due to some child's tantrum.

It can grow faster if its exposed to same Gamma radiation, to which

The Curious Case of Luggage Tags

Most of the people who are reading this must have travelled by air. If yes then go and check your carry bag is it still carrying the tag. Most of time I am going to hear Yes. Do we forget to remove the tag or what? Surely we do not forget. Travelers’ who hate to put the tag on during the flight surely doesn’t love to keep it on.

I have seen so many guys/gals with their bags, laptops with the tag….travelling in train or bus. I wonder sometimes have boarded the wrong bus or what. Fortunately I am on the right bus.

The love for air or just the thought to distinguish ourselves from others make us keep the tags on. Or saving the time for next flight could be many reasons. But when airfare is so high travelers have every right to show they have done that I mean they have travelled by air.

Lets remove the tags above all it looks stupid…hey remove it after the flight.

ABC of Aussy Kid

During the time of emergency in India a newspaper "The Indian Express" ran blank pages against the decision of censoring newspapers by the government.This is what I am doing by just giving some lines, overheard by me , read by a Australian kid.

A for AUSTRALIA


B for BUCKNOR AND BENSON


C for CHEATERS (ALL OF THE ABOVE)

Great " Welcome" to "Taare Zameen par"

Anees Bamzee should thank Amir Khan for “Taare Zammen Par”, not because Amir made TZP,but for releasing it around his film release. People who are not getting tickets for TZP at least are going for his “style” of humor. At the end of day he and others will call “welcome” a hit, but most of the people are really disappointed with this film including me. Calling it mafia style is really funny realizing there is not a single scene involving police. Film feels like khichdi with every ingredient, but without cooking not even half cooked.
Looking at bodyguards holding snipers made me feel like fool rather happy; no close bodyguards holds that kind of weapon. May be guards of late Ms Bhutto must have been holding snipers.
Adding special effects for just the heck of it does not make sense; special effects should not look special et al. Otherwise please choose some topics who call for these effects. Bollywood has moved to new level in last couple of years lets take it another level.It’s rather funny that”No Entry” was “Welcome” but not the other way round.
Akki you are better off playing prankster rather than sweet guy who is pranked upon again and again. After watching TZP one friend of mine said that now he understands and appreciates his sister more who teaches children with speech problems. Kudos not just to Amir, but to everyone involved in making TZP. It’s difficult to make someone smile than cry; but for God sake never make some one cry and angry after watching comedy film (not applicable for dark humor though).

Canceled or heavenly intervention

We all know what happens when you are on your way,in the morning, to airport to catch your flight, and a phone rings saying that your flight is canceled.Same thing happened with me,but you can not do anything.It was my mistake to book a seat on "Indian", so no point in repenting later on.
When I was in waiting area realized that it is not just "Indian",but almost all low fair airlines are playing with passengers.For them it does not matter how important is your journey.The mergers of air Sahara and Deccan has just proved that this is not a game for small fish, only big players will rule the game.
At last the flight took off and somehow reached the destination.Courtesy my friend who waited for me so long at the airport;I reached his room for overnight stay.
In the darkness and silence of night I was thinking whether it was "Indian" fault or something else.It was something else indeed, I tried to break a promise which "HE" didn't let me to.I made a promise to visit "HIM" and didn't tried hard to fulfill my promise.After my flight got canceled then I remembered, that I have some undone business in Bangalore.I visited the temple which i promised to,after getting the job.
Thank you God for shaking me up , but I know you also called me to bless.Only we are fools who didn't understand his language.

Note:"HE" is just a representation of "god", nothing to do with the sex of god.

It's time to....

Time has come to bid adieu to Bangalore. I hoped for a long term relationship, but it turns out to be whirlwind affair.I came to the city of opportunities and leaving Bangalore for the city of dreams,Mumbai.I will never forget that Bangalore provided me an opportunity.They say travel broadens your mind may be the journey to new places will do this to me.
I promised you last time to write about the people of city,but two months is not enough to pass off judgement.Surely something can be said.One thing that I will ever remember - the reaction of people,when they accidentally touch you with their feet.The apology on their says it all,it is very rare to see this kind of behavior.
Lets move on to new city with new exciting possibilities.
May be this is last post from Bangalore .

Passionate about "HER"

Falling in love is sometimes easy ;I just fell in love with her. She is so nice and accommodating that she just lures you into her lap. She is so generous that she does not complain, even if I sleep in her lap rather the bed. What I hate about her is that she sleeps very early at 11 pm every night.

I don't know why?
She does not answer the question ,every night she leaves me thirsty. Whatever I say , she is cute, mature,sexy and everything which someone should look for.She is full of youth.More I think about her more becomes unknown about her.

okay okay,now her name, her name is

Bangalore City
by the way what you thought.

This time it was about the city, next time about the people who live this city.